Kurt Sinclair

William Hobson

President Oliver

News Anchor

Televangelist

Mean elevator man

Mr. Jones

John Diaz

Detective Harris

Cinco Insurance Spokesman

State Trooper

Adulation #1

Feany

Leonardo da Vinci

Wally

Jason Paris

Big Al

M.I.B.

Doctor Conrad

Melvin Cooley

Segal

Jake White

Justin's father

M.J.

Santini

Butler

Ronald Weston (as Kurt Schwoebel)

Ruth's Boyfriend

Dick

Monk

Man in Disco

Detective #2

Reporter #1