Thomas F. Wilson

Coach Tuna (voice)

Cecil / Various Incidental Characters (voice)

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Cecil Star

William Baker / Sandman (voice)

Cecil Star (voice)

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Major Messy / Camoflush (voice)

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Cliff Jones

Governor Fillucci

Coach Fitzgerald

Henry 'Hank' Heywood

Banana (voice)

Bucket (voice)

Angry Customer #1 (voice)

Mr. Bigley / Ginormous (voice)

Captain Woods

Finn (voice)

Andrew 'Drew' Stone

Crandall

Bucket (voice)

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Spiritual Adviser

Barnes

Trapped Bird / Screaming Hang Glider (voice)

Allan Meade

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Kevin

Fire Chief Henry Decker

Mark Cheviron

Sportsmaster / Santa (voice)

Catman / Mobster #2 (voice)

Ben Franklin

Krebs (voice)

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Dylan's Teacher

Butch Zielinski

Bart Tatlock

Ricky Jax

Tim Flaherty

Chip Barnett

Coach Phelps

Fish #3 / Tough Fish #1 (voice)

Lou

Jeffrey Bass

Bill

Haphazard (voice)

Arnold Brown

Angus Demint

Mike

Buffalo Buck

Guard

Carnaby (voice)

Coach Kirk Stone

Roger 'Rush' Gibson

Sonny

Ted

Paul Stanton

Sean Nowell

Buster (voice)

Joe

Coach Ben Fredricks

Flats the Flounder (voice)

Marty / Herb Star (voice)

Reg (voice)

Tattletale Strangler (voice)

Cecil (voice)

First Step (voice)

The Ticket Seller

Stan

Mark (voice)

Ed Klingbottom

Howlin' Jake / Gotham Angels Biker (voice)

Steve Summer

Melvin

Simon

Todd 'Maniac' Marshall (voice)

Joey (voice)

Jack Noon

Thomas

Det. Lou Greenberg (as Tom Wilson)

Matt Bluestone

Matt Bluestone (voice)

Lt. Matt Bluestone/Robber (voice)

Matt Bluestone/Jogger/Quarryman (voice)

Matt Bluestone/Gangbanger 3 (voice)

Matt Bluestone/Thug 2 (voice)

Matt Bluestone/Male Commuter 2 (voice)

Lt. Eliot Hendricks

Billy

Park Ranger Smith (voice)

Officer Keaton

Carter Landry

Rollie McCann

Zucco (voice)

Al

Biff H. Tannen (voice)

Det. Scott Turner

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Buford 'Mad Dog' Tannen / Biff Tannen

Biff Tannen / Griff

Buck Johnson III

Officer Kornblau

Pachowski

Arch Cummings

Biff Tannen

Spike's Gang Member

Chip

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