Bill Capizzi

Fat Louie (as Dante Delfini)

Hot Dog Vendor

Sal

Two-Ton Tony

Joe 'The Boss' Masseria

Vito

Snoop, The Sniffer Dog (voice)

Phil Handle

Tommy

Achmed

Farley

Race Track Ticket Clerk

Elf (voice)

King / Mo (voice)

Mo / Rod / King Leopold (voice)

Security Guard

Galactor (voice)

Cabbie

Walsh

Doorman

Georgie

Mr. Poplinsky

Dan-Look-Alike

George

Lil Pete

Christy

Armando

Maitre D'

Tony (as Billy Capizzi)

Concierge

Club Owner

Forensic Man

Forensics Man