Danny Wells

Harold

Eddie

(voice)

Mitch Bingham

(voice)

Mr. Sampson

Walter

Mickey O'Toole

Izzy's Uncle

Boyle

Jack L. Warner

Lt. Jackson Craig

Commander Patrick Bratton (as Jack Daniel Wells)

Ryan

Dick Jennings

Athletica M.C.

Guard (voice)

Mercedes Driver

Barker

Luigi

Luigi

General / Announcer

Talk Show Host

Murray Green

Jake Flam

Manager

Waiter

Film Director

Artie Simmons

Stomper (voice)

Waiter

Sports Announcer

Slick Guy

Eddie Kopeck

Chandler

Cracked Crab Waiter

Al

Wally

Civilian Doctor

Cabby

Sir Clyde

Charley

Skating Rink Attendant

Riggs

Ernie Kaplan

Gary Keppler

Bookstore Clerk