Gabe Fazio

Jack

Gabe The Bouncer

Randy

Uncle Paul

Willard the Assistant

Father (voice)

Tom Anderson

Officer

Shawn Tudesco / Dominick and Thomas Acting Double

Coach

Billy Curtis

Lou

Peter

Toby

Tommy

Fig McHanan

Mitch

Michael

Officer Wagner

Eaton

Scott

Red

Roy

Frank Kolacek

Jimmy Wallace

Charles Pavolski

Cal Markham

Cameraman

Randall Tully