Kelsy Abbott

Marnie (Voice)

Miss Bivvins (voice)

Miss Bivvins / Milky (voice)

Reggie (voice)

Cupcake (voice)

Jumbo's Mom / Tea (voice)

'We Are All Women' Charity

Sara (voice)

Lizzie (voice)

Reggie / Flaps (voice)

Mother

Lizzy (voice)

Additional Voices (voice)

Ayesha (segment "Tape 49")

Goopey Girl

Abed's Annie

Coco Swales

Jimmy (voice) / Sue (voice) / Coworker (voice) / Baby (voice)

Lisa (voice) / Carol (voice) / Marisa (voice) / Waiter (voice)

Wife

Mom (voice) / Little Joshua (voice)

Little Joshua (voice)

Molly Ringwald / Claire Bender

Claire Bender

Chinese (voice) / Armenian Girl (voice)

Mom (voice)

Barbra

Tammy

Little Timmy (Boy) / Samantha

Samantha

Self

Himself

Cyndi Lauper