Kevin Kolack

George

Rick O'Neill

Stanley Grimp

Head of Forensics

George Washington

Conductor

Teddy Cleland

Cop- Diner

Army Bob

Medic

Additional Voices (voice)

Professor Edward Arlington Elderberry (voice)

Krutch/Speedy the Speedball

Preacher (voice)

H.R. ("H.R. Pukenshette" short)

H.R. Pukenshette

EMT Butler

Garbageman