Jeff Blim

Mr. Davidson/Man in a Hurry/Sam Sweetly/General MacNamara

Hatchetfield High Principal, Sam Sweetly, Barry Swift

Brace

Mr. K. Davidson; Freddie Biggs

Xander Hischier

The Hatchetfield Ape-Man / Papa Sniggle / Man In A Hurry / Watcherworld Cowboy

Man In A Hurry / Bartender / Mr. K Davidson / Tinky / Andy Kilgore

Various Characters

General John MacNamara / Man In A Hurry / Ken Davidson / Announcer / Ensemble

Chef Maurice Malone

Emerson

Carter Knoll

Jerry

Various

Cameron

Stage Manager