Ron Lynch

Abraham Lincoln

Mr. Tassle

Cold Open Scientist #1

Ron (voice)

Bob Devore

Mr. Pig (voice)

The High Priest

Cultist

General Negligence

Arman Driver

Opthomologist

Bartender

Group Leader

Barry

Self

Richard / Flying Pig (voice)

Narrator

Ron

Chuck

Tourist

Ron Lynch

Ron (voice)

Funtime Exec (voice)

Mr. Arbor

Michael Borchardt

Man in Fitness Infomercial

Award Show Announcer (voice)

MIDI Announcer (voice)

Musky Tusk Announcer (voice)

Doctor

Dr. Lynch

Anorexia Counsellor (voice)

City Council Member (voice)

Mr. Lynch

Ronald Lynch (voice)

Stranger

Ron (voice)

Felix Foob

Lance Corporal Judge

Hot Dog