Rik Mayall

Himself (Archive footage)

Colin Grigson

(Archive Footage)

Self

Ernest

Eddie

Self

Self

Dad

Mr. McVitty

Samuel Mead

Chef Mario

Professor Predictor

President Pinky (voice)

Andy Wiseman

Self

Lord Flashheart/Self

Winston Junior

Narrator (voice)

Richard Dangerous

Self (Archived Footage)

The Seven Dwarves (voice)

Bilbo

George Kinsey

George Kinsey

Cufflingk (voice)

Alec Nicholson

Baxter

Rick / Richie Rich / Richard Dangerous / Dreamy Time Escort / Richie Richard / Richard Twat (archive footage)

Edwin the Eagle (voice)

Record Producer

Richard Richard

Lennox Crowley

Greg Dubois

Adonis Cnut

Professor Adonis Cnut

Domo Childs

Richie

Lt. Daniel Blaney

Mrs. Ffine Carmody

Carter

Merlin

King Herod

Narrator

Narrator (Voice)

Alan Sellars

Richie Twat

Self

Kehaar (voice)

Robin Hood

Sultan Abdul the Benevolent (archive footage) (uncredited)

Dominic De'Ath

Narrator (Voice)

Alan

Reverend Dampier

Richie Richard

David Roper

Marty Starr

Ian

Toad

Tom Thumb (voice)

Toad

Richie

Ricky / The Doctor / Tobi

Rattner

Toby

Raymond

Lewis Fox

Robber King

Richie

Brigand (uncredited)

Neil

Greg

Micky Love

Wyatt Earp

Richard Richard

The Sultan

Mathias Liechstenstein

James Huntington

Richard Richard

Prince Froglip (voice)

Drop Dead Fred

Lord Mayor of London

Alan B'Stard

Kevin Turvey

Dreamy Time Escort

Colin Grigson

Speaker/Hunchback

Troll

Micky

Alan B'Stard

Cameo

Lenny

Richard Rich

Richard Rich

S.A.S Commander

Ali Kitson

Richard Dangerous

Richard

Richard Dangerous

Nazi Pastor

Priest

Self

Tim

Carlos

Toadstool

Squadron Commander Lord Flasheart

Mad Gerald

Tark

Colin Grigson

Jeremy

Various Roles

Rick

Carlos

Slug/General Erwin/Hovis

Jeremy

Richard

Colin Grigson

Tark

Tim

Toadstool

Ali Kitson

Dreamy Time Escort

Speaker/Hunchback

Lord Mayor

Chris

Self

Kevin Turvey

Policeman

Morris David Boyd

Second Chess Player

'Rest Home' Ricky

Sailor #2

(archive footage)

PC Fell

Supporter

Clerk