Sam Reich

The Boss (voice)

DJ Sam

Sam Eagle / Fair Emcee / Lew Lord

Host (voice)

Announcer (voice) (uncredited)

Self - Judge

Sam Reich

Announcer (voice) (uncredited)

Self - Party Guest

Announcer (voice) (uncredited)

Self - Contestant

Self (archive voice)

Newscaster (Uncredited)

Self

Sam Reich (uncredited)

Self - Host

Self - Guest

Self (archive footage)

Rich (voice)

Self

Dr. Sprat (voice)

Self - Host

Sam Reich

Rich

Self

Fish (voice) / Louse (voice)

Stubbins Ffirth (voice)

Self - Guest

Self

Sam Reich

Self - Contestant

Buckster $. Boyd

Lips London

Danny Warbucks

Rebecca Hat

Sam Reich

Mr. Strong

Lindsey

Lassie Bass

Cap'n Jim

"Weird" Al Spankmydick

Wolf Marinate

Manly Bigboi

Homo Simpson

The Great Gordon

Bill-Bill O'Shaughnessy

Waldo Breem

Sam

Terry (voice)

Rich

Sam

Sam

Sam

Phil Hoffman

Sam

Eurotrash (uncredited)