Jim Norton

Father Barnes

Ben Weatherstaff

Narrator (voice)

Padraig

Arthur Rudolph

Mr. Binnacle

Himself

Mr. Heelshire

Polonius

Michael Bennigan

Candy

Father Sheridan

Tommy

Sir James Walter

Old Mr. Black

Camel

Malachy

Older Michael

Herr Liszt

Mr. Fincham

Stan Laurel

Self

Mumbles

Rory

Coroner

Mr Mason

Father Moran

Patrick Cassidy

David Dusniak

(voice)

A

Sam Magee, The Preacher

Randy

Edward Canning

Brendan Robinson (voice) / Silas Mitton (voice) / Digger (voice)

Bishop Len Brennan

Owens

Ombuds Wellington

Dr. Lazarenn

G'Quan

Wentworth

Albert Einstein

Father Matthew Corlon

Superintendant O'Mara

Dr. Stefan Grossbart

Dr. Bernard Wachs

Marcus's Dad

Brodie

Roger Havering

Bernard McAuley

Holodeck Albert Einstein

Gordon

Gordon

Father Xavier

Shopkeeper / Gardner

Roy Medvedev

Robert Sanding

Arthur

Henderson

Jasper Tooms

"Joxer" Daly

O'Brady

Dr Mellish

H.A.K. Bates

Jack Parry

Detective Sergeant

Cathal Slattery

F.I.G. Newton

Rainmarsh

Phil Harrister

Cuthbert

The Man

Kerensky

Pongo

The Man

Francis Drake

Capt. James Porteous

Jeremy Williams

Morgan

Eddy

Hanson

Smedley

Chris Cawsey

Alan Cartwright

Jack Parry

The Detective Sergeant

Brian Snow

Tom Clarke

Mathius

Dug Whitby

Self - Winner