Karl Wiedergott

Man / EPA Driver (voice)

Wallop (voice)

Charlie

Starter

Larr

Aaron Furney

Scientist

Mac Designer

Jackson/Blinka (voice)

Homer

Hazmat Team Doctor

Chaloots

Dr. Zimmer (as Karl Weidergott)

Ted Beeman (segment "Kirby")

Ameron

Dr. Krepp

Dirk Smith

Rick

Scotty

Dominick

Bill Cobbs

Howell Huser (voice)

Attendant (voice)

Bum #1 / Jetskier #3 (voice)

Additional Voices (voice)

Rick (voice)

Interviewer (voice)

Caleb (voice)

Psychologist #2 (voice)

Happy Little Elf #2 (voice)

Stage Manager (voice)

Groundhog / Egyptian / Guard #2 / Crowd (voice)

Wolf 1 (voice)

I'm afraid (voice)

Spooked Soldier / Legs (voice)

Groundskeeper Seamus (voice)

Wrestling Announcer / 'We broke even!' (voice)

Man (voice)

Master of Ceremonies (voice)

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Citizen Worker / Editor / Partygoer (voice)

Poet Writers (voice)

Mr. Monopoly / Woody Allen (voice)

Delivery Man (voice)

New England Church Members (voice)

Cap'n Crunch / Trix Rabbit (voice)

Garbage Man (voice)

Legs (voice)

Writer #1 / Writer #3 (voice)

Prisoners / Burns' First Cellmate (voice)

Recovering Cowboy (voice)

English Soldier #4 (voice)

Anthro Lecturer (voice)

Kevin (voice)

Angelo (voice)

Bacon Truck Driver (voice)

Ribhead #4 (voice)

Bachelor #2 / Smithers' Friend #2 / Hairdresser (voice)

Cookie (voice)

Hobo / Additional Voices (voice)

Uncle Tyrone / Oliver / Additional Voices (voice)

Christian Carrot Theater Announcer / Additional Voices (voice)

State Comptroller Atkins (voice)

Snowman (voice)

Home Plate (voice)

Mexicans (voice)

Zombie Nurse / Sergeant (voice)

Punk #3

Male Student

Pancake House Waiter

Hank

Scott Carroll

Gordy

Boy #1

Kenny

Ollie Sachs