River L. Ramirez

Jasmine

Gordon Spaghetti / Fettuccini Enthusiast / Paramedic / Minivan Baby (voice)

Toast

Estefani, Bank of America Rep

River

Charlie 'Strongarm' (voice)

Loretta

Maria

Lorelei Ramirez

Sonia

Peggy

Constance St. Cloud

Agent Martinez

Cocaine Woman

Sam

Protester