Phil Hendrie

(voice)

Bald Guy (voice)

Police Captain Entenille

Self

(voice)

Bill

Universe Simulator (voice)

Bill Yum

Mr. Grayson

Albert Einstein (voice)

Bill

Jim Jeffords (voice)

Flappy Jackson (voice)

Enchanted Forest Ranger (voice)

Chief McGrath

Principal Gene Vagina (voice)

Principal Gene Vagina / Plutocrat's Friend (voice)

Principal Gene Vagina / Mr. Booby Buyer (voice)

Principal Gene Vagina / Newscaster / Davin (voice)

(voice)

Scary Glenn (voice)

Principal Vagina (voice)

Mulvahill

Joe Napoli

Booker Bell

Frida Waterfall / Hutch Waterfall / The Encyclopod (voice)

Nets Coach

Dick Green

(voice)

Bo Best

I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E. / Chechnyan Terrorist (voice)

Mr. Huffman

Free Waterfall Junior (voice)

Groovestick Waterfall / Bliss Waterfall / Waterfall Offspring (voice)

Jewel Crawford (voice)

Epperson (voice)

Commander (voice)

Chairman / Pete / Dr. Wallis (voice)

Big Jim / City Inspector (voice)

Rent-a-Cop / Big Tex (voice)

Burl Arlington / Harv Judd / Roddy Rae Biffel (voice)

Tom Chick / TV Announcer / Fireman Gennaro (voice)

Big Willie Lane / Bear (voice)

Coach Sauers (voice)

Announcer / Coach Palmer / Salesman (voice)

Big Jim (voice)

Roddy Rae Biffel (voice)

Roger (voice)

Dr. Schiff / Tom Chick (voice)

(voice)

Lawyer (voice) (uncredited)

Guard / Police Officer #1 / Gordon (voice)

Greta / Little John (voice) (uncredited)