Chris Coppola

Enzo / Officer / Man (voice)

Enzo / Mercenary #03 (voice)

Enzo (voice)

Enzo / Frat Boy (voice)

Self

Luthor the Preacher

Announcer (voice)

Announcer / Finger #1 (voice)

Video Store Clerk

Mickey

Morgan Schmeltz

Ed

Melvin Redmond

Stu

Comet (voice)

Frank

Jimmy Palicelli

Mel

The Clown

Rocky (voice)

Beardo

Tune (voice)

Barry

Stan

Dozer (voice)

Hank

Mr. Bull (voice)

Larry

Dancer (voice)

Stalker

Dr. Dan Helsing

Officer Bloat

Augustus

Roundy

Mark Lewis

Buck

Comet (voice)

Gene

Gas Station Attendant

Emillio

Todd

Olaf

Richard

Newton Piles

Elias

Cletus

Carl

Freddie

Darius (voice)

Chuck

Guy in Black Suit

Kyle Stanley

Toothless Boy / Elf

Chuck

Jibberish

Douglas

Wally

Bodyguard (uncredited)

Echo Photographer

Kyle (uncredited)

Clyde Grimes

Howard

Punk #2

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