John Bacchus

Fark Lab Assistant

Tourist (as Zack Snygg)

Punter

Mansion Owner (as Zack Snygg)

Himself (Host)

Captain Laid

John (The Host)

Robert

Jack (as Zach Snygg)

Stable Boy / Hippie / Father Karl

Crew Member

The Preacher

Winslow

Zorkon (as Zach Snygg)

Frank (as Zachary Winston Snygg)

Vinni Bobalooney/Principal Barken