Will Sasso

Larry

Sheriff Dunne

Jim McAllister

Glen

Matt

Fred

Panicked Dad

Alec

Self - Guest

Self

Sheriff McClelland (voice)

Brett

Montgomery Nash

Bill Ryan

Big Mike

Skip (voice)

Maxie Zeus / Jennifer's Husband (voice)

Maxie Zeus (voice)

Mr. Ellingboe (voice)

BaBa

Mike Johnston

The Gluttonator / Union Boss (voice)

Vince Logan

Terry

Mountie Archambault

Ben

Dave

Jim McAllister

Mooska

Wasserstein

Dennis

Petey

Gesh

Gesh

Carmine Streeto

Roy

Billy

Mall Santa

Self

Officer O'Connor

Hunk (voice)

Baked Potato (voice)

Yellow Pepper (voice)

Legal Aid Lawyer

Gubler Armand

Seth

Mr. Fetcher

Self

Lou

Neil

Parker

Andy

Self

Frank Nitti

Accident Guy

Jerry (segment "The Pitch")

Kris Claus

Clyde

Jimmy

Curly

Pirate

Terry Lockwood

Paul

Awesomest Maximus

Alan

Yanis

Josh

Vince Goodson

Dr. Shaw

Frankie

Balthazor Hellman

Al Sura

Officer Bungalon

Mr. Kaplan

Dirk

Tucker

Office Bailnt

Jesse Buchwald

Self

Deputy O'Mally

Bill

Fortunio Balducci

Russ

Doug Martin

Randy Newman / James Lipton (voice)

Jed

Jay Lester

Andrew

Heckler (voice)

Self - Guest

Carl Monari

Willie Smits

AC Repairman

Mason Lafoon

Fishin' Hole Guy

Chris Sadler

Hank Vilmes

Bernie the Hamster (voice)

Larry / Larry's Doctor / Max / Ken (voice)

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Randy Newman (voice)

Todd (voice)

Bobby Briggs (voice)

Fat Dog

Self - Panelist

Pete

Guy in Bar

Chet Walters (uncredited)

Pete

Pizza Boy

Mover

Heavy Guy

Various

Kenny Rogers / Bill Clinton

Shy Young Orderly

Gomez Calhoun

Russell

Tomcat

Derek Wakaluk

Leslie Stokes

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