D. C. Douglas

Leonard Mason

Charlie

Mirror / Sedgwick (voice)

Azzo of the North

Omnipod (voice)

Buzz

Van Helsing

Santaman (voice)

Caleb Brown

Randy McNabb

Rob Carter

The Incarnate (voice)

Ron

Daniel Hanley

Rolf (voice)

Dad

Col. Aiden Wexler

Narrator (voice)

Lewis

Barry

Frank Greenlee

Milton / Dr. Perseco

Pa Kettle

John

Dean Marshall

Adrian

Rick Stewart

Chase (voice)

Live Volcano Reporter (voice) (uncredited)

Conrad Dean

Wooten

Tattoo Artist

(voice)

Man in Suit

Colonel Rawls / College Student #1 (voice)

Colonel Rawls / Chess TV Announcer (voice)

Judge Ear / Jury / Ear (voice)

Colonel Rawls / Professor Prankenstein / Guard #1 (voice)

Colonel Rawls / Tom / Canadian #1 (voice)

Colonel Rawls / Hans / Bruce (voice)

Colonel Rawls / Fist Pump Guy (voice)

Anti-Pops Guard #1 / Guard #2 (voice)

Colonel Rawls / Jamaican Guy / Anti-Pops Guard #1 (voice)

Colonel Rawls (voice)

Captain Will Howard

Peter Filsinger

Imperial Guard #3 (voice) (uncredited)

Rob Nelson

Vista Producer

Amarillo Slim

Bill Moss

Doug Ellis

Larry Grubman

General Bob (voice)

The Narrator / The Navy Suit

Richard Stander

Exion

Gary Barnes

Mr. Krouse

Ned Batter

Narrator (voice)

Assistant Counsel Howard P. Willens

Tom Speakman

Barnett

Dr. Baxter

Danny

Charlie Reed

Dr. W.B. Miller

Preppy Scum

French Waiter / Douglas the Hotel Clerk

USOJ Blake Simon

Zepht

Agent Norton

Superman (voice)

Craig

Barry

Wally (segment "The Scoop")

D.C.

Ben

Dr. Alan Ganzel

Technician #1

Ambrose

Randy Thompson

Father Nelson

Dweeby Executive

Mr. Remington

David

Billy Parke

Club Dancer (uncredited)