Q. Allan Brocka

Self

Frank Nerdlinger / Michaela (voice)

Monsterbator Promoter / Announcer / Receptionist / Nerds (voice)

Announcer / Protester / Straight Guy / Club Girl (voice)

Condom Student (voice)

Father Figure / Muddy Frat Boy / Javelin Thrower (voice)

Flaxseed / Greenpeacer / "We're All Going to Die" Guy (voice)

Ricky Brocka Sr. (voice)

Wiener / Ricky Brocka Sr. / Stud #1 / Stud #2 (voice)

Falaysha (voice)

Falaysha / Ricky Brocka Sr. (voice)

Ricky Brocka Sr. / Republican / Hysterical Klansman (voice)

Franz Nerdlinger (voice)

Chef Student

Gym Teacher