John Witherspoon

Luther

Joe The Plumber

Mr. Mimm

Limo Driver

James Brown

Franco Aplenty (voice)

Lloyd

Self - Host

Grandpa Alvin

S. Ward Smith (voice)

Will

Blind Man

John (uncredited)

John

Mr. Wikes

Self

Gene

Real Santa/Christmas Singer on a Radio (voice)

Pops

Robert Freeman (voice)

Blind Man

Robert Jebediah 'Granddad' Freeman (voice)

Self

Spoon

Mr. Jones

Wayne (voice)

Zoo Bear #2 (voice)

Street Vendor

Scrap Iron

Mr. Jones

Wes Thomas

Mr. Mimm

Reverend Morris

Roscoe

Bill

Detective

Silas Green

Mr. Jones

Scofflaw (voice)

Drunk #1

John 'Pops' Williams

Homeless Man #1 (segment 'The First Commandment')

Arch

Clarence James Carter III

Uncle Junior

Card Player #1 (voice)

Mr. Jackson

Evan Rood

Dukie

Fredic Dickson

Wild Rudy

Augustus Adams

Mr. Strickland

Reverend

Pimp

Sid

Mr. Jones

Heavy

Mark Steadman

M.C. Cinderella Club

Tom