Ralph Garman

Self

Ned Tillerman

Mad Brad Woodland

Fisto / Rio Blast (voice)

Voice of Stagehand (voice)

Detective Charles Dobson

Auditioner

Priest

Fistro (voice)

Self

Uptight Announcer (voice)

Shipmate (voice)

Conductor / Cymbalist (voice)

Wizard (voice)

Mr. Clark

Ted Underhill

Self

The Wizard (voice)

Customer with Eyepatch

Kanoot

Bum

Reporter #2 (voice)

Old Man Arcane

Tom Brokaw (voice)

Ronnie the Bartender

Pirate Jack

Stormtrooper

Radio Announcer

Announcer

Self

Detective

Dan

Self

Dick-Head / Doc Brown (voice)

Self - Entertainment Reporter

Professor Cartoonus & Benchley the Shark

John's Dad

(voice)

Self

Caleb

(voice)

Captain Jack

Various Characters (voice)

Bud Freewell (voice)

Newscaster

Policeman #1 (voice)

Police Sargeant

Reggie

Morgan Donnelly

Various Characters (voice)

Hazmat Guy (voice)

Police Officer (voice)

(voice)

Bobby

Ralph Garman

Derek Newcastle

Jake Montrose

Newsman (voice)

Dratch

Manager / Scientist / Maitre d' / Guy (voice)

Paramedic (voice)

Alex Jones (voice)

Announcer (voice)

Doug's Father (voice)

Man (voice)

Woodrow Wilson (voice)

Janitor #1 (voice)

Dustin Hoffman (voice)

Spa Employee / Rabbi / Guy on Crutches (voice)

Paul Simon / Agent Jenkins / Jeff Foxworthy (voice)

Father (voice)

Garbageman (voice)

Various (voice)

Jeffrey Fecalman (voice)

Dog in the Window (voice)

Waiter (voice)

Charles Bronson (voice)

Peter's Customer / Tea Party Member (voice)

Cab Driver (voice)

Criminal (voice)

Jeremy Piven / Masturbator (voice)

Georgie (voice)

Police Detective #1 (voice)

Police Officer (voice)

1980s Producer (voice)

Meg's Boss (voice)

O'Malley (voice)

Piece of Pizza / Detective (voice)

(voice)

Mobster (voice)

Bowling Alley Dad (voice)

H (voice)

Concierge (voice)

Darren (voice)

Western Man (voice)

Man in Hell (voice)

Executive (voice)

Husband (voice)

Dispatcher (voice)

Narrator (voice)

DJ

Kronke

1945 Party Extra (uncredited)