Michael Carman

Heath

Patrick Muller

Frank

Baba Ganoush (voice)

Malcolm Royston

Eddie Dollery

The Don

Captain

Jimmy King

Mark Matthews

U.S. Anchorman

Galiel, Laziah, Captain Sharkana

Additional Cast

Sandy's Father

Sandy's Father / BBC Academic

Marcie

Fitzalan

Vice Principal

Sir Michael Kent

Albie O'Connell

Morrie Bannerman

Deserter

Damien Zukor

Sergeant Rawling

Willie Ryan

Roberts

Abby

Gregory

Bank Teller

J.C. Thomas

Sir Frederick

Drummer / Mechanic