Geoffrey Hughes

Twiggy (archive footage)

Self (archive footage)

Self

Twiggy

Tony Ray

Gabriel

Uncle Keith

Fat Bastard

Bandy

Self

Willie (archive footage) (uncredited)

Twiggy

Onslow

Dooley

Dirk (voice)

Dirk (voice) / Addison Mammon

Vernon Scripps

Kenny Coates

Onslow

Repo Man

Det Sgt Bailey

Ray

Fred Kendall

Popplewick

Si Blake

Willie (archive footage) (uncredited)

Postman

Frank

Georg

Larry

Willie

Derek

Fred

Drinking Villager

Derek

Policeman

Terry

Flash Blakey

Lantry

Piteous

Mike's Brother

Mr. Turner

Bridge Corporal

Paul McCartney (voice) (as Geoff Hughes)

Private Samuel - Cookhouse

Builder

Second Workman

Podge

Popplewick