Me and my girlfriends had resorted to blowing frat boys for cash. That's how desperate we were. Then I found an ad in the college paper. " Earn quick cash in modeling," it said. I called and quicker than you can say " San Fernando Valley," porn director Bob Sima was in my dorm room with a video camera and a checkbook. What a lifesaver! Cocksucking and pussy eating have always been my favorite extracurricular activities. I'll graduate soon and have a decent job, so my porn career begins and ends ...