In America's Heartland few events are as anticipated or exciting as the Country Fair! And at this Fair more is eaten than cotton candy... More is ridden than the roller coaster... And there are more fireworks in the bedrooms than in the starry night sky! "Meat" cowboys who don their jeans, boots, and Stetsons in anticipation of hot rods, bubble butts and lip smacking buttery corn holes. Delectable dick-drenched-delights and other sex-soaked-surprises are awaitin our horse hung, testosterone-char...