She's ancient. She's powerful. She's horny. And she's sick of your Yelp reviews. Welcome to The Temple of Cats, where thousands of years of sensual history are fiercely guarded by the enigmatic Goddess Nicole Kitt. Jaded tour guide by day, immortal deity by night, Nicole hides her divine legacy behind a veil of sarcasm, selfies, and souvenir stands. Her forgotten past, steeped in sacred rituals, potent magic, and intimate encounters with fellow goddesses in the moonlit garden, clashes daily wit...