Phil Daniels

Billy the Kid

Alun Armstrong

Maxwell Randall, The Green Baize Vampire

Bruce Payne

T.O, The One

Don Henderson

The Wednesday Man

Eve Ferret

Mrs Randall

Louise Gold

Miss Sullivan

Richard Ridings

Egyptian

Zoot Money

Supersonic Sam

Neil McCaul

Big Jack Jay

David Foxxe

The Spooke

Trevor Laird

Floyd

Danny Webb

TV Director

Johnny Dennis

Referee

Caroline Quentin

Chorus

Sarah Crowden