"We've all been kids and some of us father them - if you trust the blood-test guy, he was smoking in a lab and his english was poor? But whatever. Wouldn't it be amazing if someone who wasn't a bell-end was prepared to talk about parenthood? Dream on, suckers. Bell-end Dan Antopolski adds his meditations on the noble estate of fathership to this festival of dreams..." Silent But Deadly is the show that Dan performed at the 2009 Edinburgh Festival where it received rave reviews and won the Dave ...