In a typically British drawing room in a castle, Sarah (dressed in matching jacket and skirt) is reading the news about Lady Spencer. She finds out that the castle she’s in has just been honoured by the Lady’s presence. Imagining what the Lady and her Lord would have been doing in the castle, Sarah and her male friend take the opportunity to test the traditional furniture their own royal way. To end the hot session, Sarah opens her mouth and drains her knight’s sword. A female plumber is working...