Ralphy is a 30-year old man who lives in his mom's basement and has not yet lost his virginity. Having grown weary of his lonely existence, he decides to go to college to experience what he has not lived before, and tries to find the woman of his fucking dreams. Ralph's quest involves multiple possible women: Ava, a seedy-looking prostitute; Liza, a foreign exchange student of low moral fiber; Lisa, the dean of the college who is faithful to her job; and Katsuni, a bathing beauty and Ralph's ult...