Brian Doyle-Murray

Tony

Gnome (Voice)

Frank Holliday

Tony

Flying Dutchman (voice)

The Flying Dutchman (voice)

Self

Flying Dutchman (voice)

Flying Dutchman (voice)

Bruce the 1st

Stagehand

Noel Nichols

Frank Holliday

Monsignor Sullivan

Buddha

Earl Stein

Hank Murphy

Jacob / Giant Peanut Butter Cup (voice)

Jacob (voice)

George Huntzinger

Monsignor Ratliffe

Harvey Miken

Flying Dutchman / Dutchbomb / Atomic Dutchman (voice)

Blarney Bill

Billy Berg

Walt

Baby Face Bryant (voice)

Prince Huge (voice)

Mr. Ehlert

Self

Charlie (voice)

The Flying Dutchman (voice)

Janitor

Dr. Santa Claus

Captain K'nuckles (voice)

Coach Gills (voice)

Boss

Uncle Morty

Coach Gills (voice)

Clement C. Haydes

Grandpa Spencer

Coach Tiffany Gills (voice)

Robert Singer

Captain Garcia

Mr. Pesky (voice)

Self

Al (voice)

Bernie Fusterillio (voice)

Tomato Face

Self

(voice)

Ernie

Artie Bauman (voice)

Leo Andromedos (voice)

Vicky's Father

Priest

Mr. Savitsky

Panchax (voice)

George Savitsky

Gnomekop / Giant Gnomekop (voice)

Jungle George (voice)

Tow Truck Driver

Cousin Edgar

Finn McBride

Kam Koerner

Flying Dutchman (voice)

Flying Dutchman / Dutchbomb / Atomic Dutchman (voice)

Salty / Bidder #2 (voice)

Luke (voice)

(voice)

Grumpy Senior

Self

Roy's Father

Baloo the Bear (voice)

Mr. Gifford

Professor

Old Beagle (voice)

Wittgenstein (voice)

Santa Claus

Handyman

Wittgenstein (voice)

Larry Rogen / Tommy Tate

Stuart Franklin

Foreman Dave

Testosterone (voice)

Pete Gilroy

Red Savage

Jack (voice)

Lasombra

Bob Halverson

Walt

Mayor

Referee

Captain Conklin

Nestor

Harry

Curtis

Pete (voice)

Burt Kovak

Agnes Delrooney (voice)

Skunk

Mr. Twitchell (voice)

Sergeant Bill Hampton

Harlan Black

Buster Green

Noah Vanderhoff

Jack Ruby

Marshall Hunt

Brian

John MacKinney

Gus Borden

Johnny's Father

Coach Snyder

Frank Shirley

Mel Sanger

Psychiatrist

Coach Evans

Mr. Jones

Earl Cross

Brian Connelly

Wayne

District Attorney Neary

Voit Zerbe

Shaw

Preacher

Colonel Tolliver

Piedmont

Reverend

Kamp Komfort Clerk

Brian Stills

Lou Loomis

Self / Nixon Voter (uncredited)

Various

Self - Various Characters

Patron / Self (uncredited)

Referee / Priest (uncredited)

Various (uncredited)

Roy Quinn (uncredited)

Patron (uncredited)

Sid Vicious (uncredited)

Townsperson / Patron (uncredited)

Beachgoer (uncredited)

Larry Petropopoulos (uncredited)

Self (uncredited)

Neil DiBlazee (uncredited)

Tourist / Moviegoer (uncredited)

Paramedic (uncredited)

Carl (uncredited)

Comedian (uncredited)

Shipmate (uncredited)

Russian Soldier (uncredited)

Harland Conrad (uncredited)

Howard Baker

Patron

Various

Leprechaun

Waiter

Caveman / Waiter (uncredited)

Chambers / Hunter

Floral Shop Customer (uncredited)

Detective